Playing Pool...

At Snorker playing pool with Mark:

• Mark: You sure got the most sophisticated drink...
• Me: No, not really... it's just a "Pinapple Cruzan Vanilla Rhum"
• Mark: Sounds nice... a mixed drink

A few minutes... and a few drinks later....

• Me: You see the thing with playing pool and drinking...
• Mark: What...
• Me: you think you're getting better but you're just getting worst...
• Mark: Not really, a few beers make you better, one rhum makes you good, two, you get sloppy... three and you're useless. How many you had...
• Me: ... five...